Monday’s Maniac: Walter Paisley

•October 23, 2017 • Leave a Comment

You know who doesn’t get enough love? Movie maniacs that’s who doesn’t get enough love. For some of them not getting enough love as a child is what the problem is. Okay and maybe for others it was too much love as kid. That is just the sort of statement that would probably set them off. What the hell is wrong with you anyway? Today’s Maniac is brought to you by A Bucket of Blood

Back story: Walter wants to noticed. He wants game and fortune as an artist. He doesn’t necessarily want to kill people or just sort of happens. Why not just cover them in clay?

Occupation: Busboy/sculptor

Appearance(s): 1
General target: People who: bully him, ignore him, spurn his advances, confuse him and cats who get stuck in walls.
Kills: 4
Outfit: mostly black
Weapons: Knife, pan, scarf

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What a way to die: death by frozen face

•June 8, 2016 • Leave a Comment

You know what sucks? Dying. You know what sucks even more? Dying in some
sort of horrible or boring way. Anyone can be stabbed or shot or slip on
some ice. Knowing some maniac went out of his way to give you some silly,
outrageous or creative death should give you at least some comfort, right?

Plus, try to think of it from the killer’s perspective you try your best to
be creative and fun, but all anyone wants to do is kill you. Where’s the
justification in that? I mean you’re an artist after all. That is why we here
started ‘What a way to die.’ This week’s What a Way to Die is brought to you by
the movie Jason X

You know what’s cool? Being in the future is pretty cool. You know what else is cool? Space and being in space seems pretty cool. What isn’t cool? Having your face frozen by liquid nitrogen and then smashed to bits probably isn’t. Well actually….

 

You can help the Brigade pick what movie we watch next. The options are Night of the comet, The revenge of Doctor X and Theodore Rex. Tell us here or head over to our twitter page and take the poll.

 

 

 

Haiku Review: Krampus

•December 21, 2015 • Leave a Comment

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Some Christmas horror.
Krampus gets time on the big screen.
Fine, but watch Gremlins.

Monday’s Maniac: Statue of Liberty head

•September 15, 2014 • Leave a Comment

You know who doesn’t get enough love? Movie maniacs that’s who doesn’t get enough love. For some of them not getting enough love as a child is what the problem is. Okay and maybe for others it was too much love as kid. That is just the sort of statement that would probably set them off. What the hell is wrong with you anyway? Today’s Maniac is brought to you by Sharknado 2: The Second One.

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Back story: Lady Liberty loses her head—literally. Sharknadoes are wreaking havoc all over New York and now the statue of liberty’s head is on a rampage.

Occupation: National Monument
Appearance(s): 1
General target: Garbage men, guys from Shark Tank, everyone.
Kills: 2
Outfit: Copper, steel
Weapons: Herself

Monday’s Maniac: Hoax

•May 5, 2014 • Leave a Comment

You know who doesn’t get enough love? Movie maniacs that’s who doesn’t get enough love. For some of them not getting enough love as a child is what the problem is. Okay and maybe for others it was too much love as kid. That is just the sort of statement that would probably set them off. What the hell is wrong with you anyway? Today we bring you Hoax from 976-EVIL.

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Back story: Hoax is the polar opposite of his “cool” cousin. He lives with his overbearing and way religious momma. He gets bullied at school until one day he finds a hotline to the Satan himself. Soon he’s more demon than nerdy—okay he’s still pretty nerdy. Finally he can take revenge on everyone! His name is hoax of course he was going to become a demon killer. He might also hate poker.

Occupation: High school student
Appearance(s): 1
General target: Bullies, teachers, relatives, girls who thought he was different.
Kills: 4+
Outfit: General nerd garb, sunglasses
Weapons: Demon hands, various everyday objects.

what a way to die: death by umbrella

•December 18, 2013 • Leave a Comment

You know what sucks? Dying. You know what sucks even more? Dying in some sort of horrible or boring way. I mean anyone can be stabbed or shot or slip on some ice. Knowing some maniac went out of his way to give you some silly, outrageous or creative death should give you at least some comfort, right?

Plus try to think of it from the killer’s perspective you try your best to be creative and fun, but all anyone wants to do is kill you. Where’s the justification in that? I mean you’re an artist after all. That is why we here at the Brigade started ‘What a way to die.’

This week’s what a way to die is brought to you by the Christmas tale Hard Silent Night, Deadly Night 2. It’s death by an umbrella. You’re just walking along minding your business (maybe being naughty) and then you run into a guy. Next thing you know he’s holding you against the wall and shoving an umbrella through you. Does he open it? You betcha! To make matters worse it starts to rain.

Happy Friday the 13th

•December 13, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Something a little different today. Everything is getting a porn parody these days and horror movies are no exception. Zero Tolerance Entertainment likes them some horror and they bring you Friday the 13th. So stop worrying about Jason coming to get you and watch him get sexy. Trailer is mostly safe from work minus a couple of words.