what a way to die: death by umbrella

You know what sucks? Dying. You know what sucks even more? Dying in some sort of horrible or boring way. I mean anyone can be stabbed or shot or slip on some ice. Knowing some maniac went out of his way to give you some silly, outrageous or creative death should give you at least some comfort, right?

Plus try to think of it from the killer’s perspective you try your best to be creative and fun, but all anyone wants to do is kill you. Where’s the justification in that? I mean you’re an artist after all. That is why we here at the Brigade started ‘What a way to die.’

This week’s what a way to die is brought to you by the Christmas tale Hard Silent Night, Deadly Night 2. It’s death by an umbrella. You’re just walking along minding your business (maybe being naughty) and then you run into a guy. Next thing you know he’s holding you against the wall and shoving an umbrella through you. Does he open it? You betcha! To make matters worse it starts to rain.


~ by ClevelandPoet on December 18, 2013.

One Response to “what a way to die: death by umbrella”

  1. There’s also a dynamite umbrella death in the Irish clown horror, Stitches

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