Monday’s Maniac: Paul Bunyan

You know who doesn’t get enough love? Movie maniacs that’s who doesn’t get enough love. For some of them not getting enough love as a child is what the problem is. Okay and maybe for others it was too much love as kid. That is just the sort of statement that would probably set them off. What the hell is wrong with you anyway? Today we give you one tall maniac. He’s brought to you by the movie Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan!

axe giant

Back story: Paul Bunyan was born big and was only going to get bigger. Some loggers killed his beloved friend babe the blue ox. Big mistake and they paid for it. What is the second worst thing you could do? Go messing with Babe’s grave. Some kids at a first-time offenders’ boot camp learn this the hard way.

Occupation: Logger, Giant, Crazy killer.
Appearance(s): 1
General target: Loggers, boot campers and anyone who messes with his Ox friend.
Kills: 10+
Outfit: Tattered.
Weapons: Axe.

The movie is a fun time.


~ by ClevelandPoet on June 3, 2013.

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