What a way to die: Death by broken bottle to crotch

You know what sucks? Dying. You know what sucks even more? Dying in some sort of horrible or boring way. I mean anyone can be stabbed or shot or slip on some ice. Knowing some maniac went out of his way to give you some silly, outrageous or creative death should give you at least some comfort, right?

Plus try to think of it from the killer’s perspective you try your best to be creative and fun, but all anyone wants to do is kill you. Where’s the justification in that? I mean you’re an artist after all. That is why we here at the Brigade started ‘What a way to die.’ This week’s What a Way to Die is brought to you by the Godfather of gore Lucio Fulci.

Last Sunday the brigade went to see Fulci’s The House by the Cemetery. During the “previews” we saw the preview of The New York Ripper. That is what we present here to you. Why? One it is awesome and two it has a spectacular death in it. What way would suck for anyone? I’d have to say death by broken bottle to the crotch ranks pretty high. A poor young lady will let you see what that is like at about the 2:00 minute mark.

*This won’t be safe for work or kids probably. There are boobs, sex stuff and etc.


~ by ClevelandPoet on February 22, 2012.

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