What a way to die: Death by corn

You know what sucks? Dying. You know what sucks even more? Dying in some sort of horrible or boring way. I mean anyone can be stabbed or shot or slip on some ice. Knowing some maniac went out of his way to give you some silly, outrageous or creative death should give you at least some comfort, right?

Plus try to think of it from the killer’s perspective you try your best to be creative and fun, but all anyone wants to do is kill you. Where’s the justification in that? I mean you’re an artist after all. That is why we here at the Brigade started ‘What a way to die.’ This week’s What a Way to Die is brought to you by the movie Sleepwalkers.

In this week’s WAWTD we find out what happens when you don’t eat your veggies. Well, that and what will happen if you run into Mary, who happens to be a Sleepwalker. What’s a Sleepwalker you ask? Sleepwalkers are shape shifters who need to feed on the souls of humans. Fun huh? You can say Deputy Horace’s death was corny. You can but you probably shouldn’t. We’ll leave the witty zingers to Mary, with her “No vegetables, no dessert.”


~ by ClevelandPoet on September 14, 2011.

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