Monday’s Maniac Crocosaurus
You know who doesn’t get enough love? Movie maniacs that’s who doesn’t get enough love. For some of them not getting enough love as a child is what the problem is. Okay and maybe for others it was too much love as kid. That is just the sort of statement that would probably set them off. What the hell is wrong with you anyway? This week’s Maniac is brought to you by the movie Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus.
Back story: Deep in the Republic of Congo an illegal diamond mine accidentally release a giant prehistoric crocodile. It is pissed off and probably hungry. To make matters worse a hunter manages to capture her and some of her eggs. He decided to transport her across the ocean, but this bad mother won’t be contained. She breaks loose and decides to eat everything she can.
Occupation: 1,500-foot prehistoric crocodile. Mother.
General target: Mega sharks, submarines and Urkel’s fiancé.
Outfit: Thick skin.
Weapons: Big teeth.