What a way to die: Death by vending machine
You know what sucks? Dying. You know what sucks even more? Dying in some sort of horrible or boring way. I mean anyone can be stabbed or shot or slip on some ice. Knowing some maniac went out of his way to give you some silly, outrageous or creative death should give you at least some comfort, right?
Plus try to think of it from the killer’s perspective you try your best to be creative and fun, but all anyone wants to do is kill you. Where’s the justification in that? I mean you’re an artist after all. That is why we here at the Brigade started ‘What a way to die.’ This week’s What a Way to Die is brought to you by the movie Maximum Overdrive.
Imagine you just led your team of little league brats to a victory and are set to celebrate it with a whole lot of soda pop. Now imagine if the soda pop machine has come to life (and become evil) thanks to a meteorite. Bam soda pop can to the face.
Added bonus: kid being run over by a steam roller (at the end.)
~ by ClevelandPoet on May 25, 2011.
Posted in Horror, Sci-Fi
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