What a way to die: Tire Iron
You know what sucks? Dying. You know what sucks even more? Dying in some sort of horrible or boring way. I mean anyone can be stabbed or shot or slip on some ice. Knowing some maniac went out of his way to give you some silly, outrageous or creative death should give you at least some comfort, right?
Plus try to think of it from the killer’s perspective you try your best to be creative and fun, but all anyone wants to do is kill you. Where’s the justification in that? I mean you’re an artist after all. That is why we here at the Brigade started ‘What a way to die.’ This week’s What a Way to Die is brought to you by the movie Sorority Row.
If you think dying sucks try dying by tire iron right to the chest. Imagine that you’re a young beautiful sorority sister. You have your whole life in front of you until someone stabs you in your chest with a tire iron, and then dumps your body into a well. What could possibly make that worse? How about the fact that it’s an accident that comes about because of a prank you’re playing on them?