Monday’s Maniac: Colonel Diaz
You know who doesn’t get enough love? Movie maniacs that’s who doesn’t get enough love. For some of them not getting enough love as a child is what the problem is. Okay and maybe for others it was too much love as kid. That is just the sort of statement that would probably set them off. What the hell is wrong with you anyway? This week’s Maniac is brought to you by the movie Mega Piranha.
Without further ado we give love to Colonel Antonio Diaz
Back story: Antonio is your typical Venezuelan Army Colonel. He his power hungry and drops his accent frequently. The American Ambassador has been killed in his country (by piranha) and he is not in the mood to cooperate with American investigators. Meanwhile a mutant strain of giant ferocious piranha escapes from the Amazon and (thanks in part to the Colonels actions—or lack thereof) eat their way toward Florida. He of course stands in the way of the heroes as much as possible.
General target: Anyone who doesn’t pay him money and respect or who is a threat to his power. Oh and of course sometime Mega Piranha.
Outfit: Typical Military garb
Weapons: Guns and his temper.
Kills: Allegedly many.
~ by ClevelandPoet on January 10, 2011.
Posted in Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
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