What a way to die: Death by fryer

You know what sucks? Dying. You know what sucks even more? Dying in some sort of horrible or boring way. I mean anyone can be stabbed or shot or slip on some ice. Knowing some maniac went out of his way to give you some silly, outrageous or creative death should give you at least some comfort, right?

Plus try to think of it from the killer’s perspective you try your best to be creative and fun, but all anyone wants to do is kill you. Where’s the justification in that? I mean you’re an artist after all. That is why we here started ‘What a way to die.’ This week’s What a Way to Die is brought to you by the movie Drive Thru.

Death by fryer

What makes this death even better (especially since we don’t technically see it) are three things.

1. We get to see his friend scream and pull his face off by accident
2. He is killed by a fast food mascot
3. The mascot says: “Order up bub…employee of the month’s bout to fuck you up” before he kills him.

Horny The Clown is the demonic mascot of “Hella-Burger,” and he’s ready to serve up some death with a side of pain. Fast forward to around the 4:23 mark to get the full after of this fryer kill. You could also watch the whole bit from the beginning so you too will enjoy these wannabe gangstas getting killed.

Now they disabled embedding but trust me you’ll enjoy it. Click here.


~ by ClevelandPoet on January 5, 2011.

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