Mondays Maniac: The Death Bed

You know who doesn’t get enough love? Movie maniacs that’s who doesn’t get enough love. For some of them not getting enough love as a child is what the problem is. Okay and maybe for others it was too much love as kid. That is just the sort of statement that would probably set them off. What the hell is wrong with you anyway? This week’s Maniac is brought to you by the movie Death Bed: The Bed that Eats

Without further ado we give love to The Death Bed.



Back story: Stay with me now. A powerful wind spirit living in a tree outside the house falls in love with a woman. It decides for her it’ll take on human form. As a human he builds a bed to show his love for/seduce her. While making love she passes away and the spirit devastated, begins dripping tears of blood onto to the bed. This gave the bed life. There it sits waiting and hungry for its victims.

Occupation: Bed
Appearance: 1
General target: Anyone who is willing to lie on it and random objects.
Outfit: Sheets and covers.
Weapons: Its stomach acid?
Kills: Apparently (according to the flashing newspaper headlines) it has killed thousands. We get to see about 10 or so.


~ by ClevelandPoet on December 6, 2010.

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