Monday’s Maniac: Evil Turkey

You know who doesn’t get enough love? Movie maniacs that’s who doesn’t get enough love. For some of them not getting enough love as a child is what the problem is. Okay and maybe for others it was too much love as kid. That is just the sort of statement that would probably set them off. What the hell is wrong with you anyway? This week’s Maniac is brought to you by the movie Thankskilling.

This was a natural choice for the week of Thanksgiving. We salute you evil, killer turkey.


Back Story:

On the day of the first Thanksgiving a Native American cursed a turkey. Why? Well to avenge all the bad things the white man has done. Its fury was unleashed on the pilgrims, though we only see a very busty pilgrim who forgot to button her top get axed. Flash forward after a few centuries in the ground. Thanksgiving is upon us once again. The evil (or “necromanced”) turkey is mistakenly reanimated by a dog peeing in the wrong place. The homicidal turkey resumes his rampage.

Occupation: Turkey, “Necromanced” revenge seeker.
Appearance: 1
General target: College kids, their families, the white man.
Outfit: feathers
Weapons: beak, axe, knives etc.
Kills: 9 people and 1 dog.


~ by ClevelandPoet on November 22, 2010.

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