Monday’s Maniac: FrankenHooker

You know who doesn’t get enough love? Movie maniacs that’s who doesn’t get enough love. For some of them not getting enough love as a child is what the problem is. Okay and maybe for others it was too much love as kid. That is just the sort of statement that would probably set them off. What the hell is wrong with you anyway?

This week’s Maniac is brought to you by FrankenHooker.


Back Story:
Frankenhooker’s former name was Elizabeth. Then her mad scientist boyfriend creates a remote controlled lawn mower that basically turns her into mulch. He then makes special hooker exploding crack to give to some hookers. Once they explode he takes their pieces and puts them together with his loves head.

Occupation: Some pieces of her work as a hooker?
Appearance: 1
General target: Johns.
Outfit: Skimpy top and short skirt. Also includes heels, stockings and spare hooker parts. She’s purple all over.
Weapons: Bare hands and her feminine charms (boobs).
Kills: 1 John.

She doesn’t know what happened to her. She does know that she needs to turn some tricks. You may see her stumbling down the block asking: “Wanna date?”

You don’t because this will happen (electrify you till your head explodes):


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~ by ClevelandPoet on August 30, 2010.

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