What a way to die: Death by shark eating your plane
You know what sucks? Dying. You know what sucks even more? Dying in some sort of horrible or boring way. I mean anyone can be stabbed or shot or slip on some ice. Knowing some maniac went out of his way to give you some silly, outrageous or creative death should give you at least some comfort, right?
Plus try to think of it from the killer’s perspective you try your best to be creative and fun, but all anyone wants to do is kill you. Where’s the justification in that? I mean you’re an artist after all. That is why we here started ‘What a way to die.’
For this week’s what a way to die we hit the deep blue sea. It comes to us from the movie Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. There have been more than a few people who have died because of shark attacks but not quite like this. Imagine if you will you’re on a plane with your soon to be wife and understandably nervous. Next thing you know you see a Mega sized shark jumping out of the water.
That’s right this week we present to you: Death by mega shark attacking your plane.
~ by ClevelandPoet on December 1, 2010.
Posted in Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
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