Monday’s Maniac: Hoax

•May 5, 2014 • Leave a Comment

You know who doesn’t get enough love? Movie maniacs that’s who doesn’t get enough love. For some of them not getting enough love as a child is what the problem is. Okay and maybe for others it was too much love as kid. That is just the sort of statement that would probably set them off. What the hell is wrong with you anyway? Today we bring you Hoax from 976-EVIL.

hoax

Back story: Hoax is the polar opposite of his “cool” cousin. He lives with his overbearing and way religious momma. He gets bullied at school until one day he finds a hotline to the Satan himself. Soon he’s more demon than nerdy—okay he’s still pretty nerdy. Finally he can take revenge on everyone! His name is hoax of course he was going to become a demon killer. He might also hate poker.

Occupation: High school student
Appearance(s): 1
General target: Bullies, teachers, relatives, girls who thought he was different.
Kills: 4+
Outfit: General nerd garb, sunglasses
Weapons: Demon hands, various everyday objects.

what a way to die: death by umbrella

•December 18, 2013 • Leave a Comment

You know what sucks? Dying. You know what sucks even more? Dying in some sort of horrible or boring way. I mean anyone can be stabbed or shot or slip on some ice. Knowing some maniac went out of his way to give you some silly, outrageous or creative death should give you at least some comfort, right?

Plus try to think of it from the killer’s perspective you try your best to be creative and fun, but all anyone wants to do is kill you. Where’s the justification in that? I mean you’re an artist after all. That is why we here at the Brigade started ‘What a way to die.’

This week’s what a way to die is brought to you by the Christmas tale Hard Silent Night, Deadly Night 2. It’s death by an umbrella. You’re just walking along minding your business (maybe being naughty) and then you run into a guy. Next thing you know he’s holding you against the wall and shoving an umbrella through you. Does he open it? You betcha! To make matters worse it starts to rain.

Happy Friday the 13th

•December 13, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Something a little different today. Everything is getting a porn parody these days and horror movies are no exception. Zero Tolerance Entertainment likes them some horror and they bring you Friday the 13th. So stop worrying about Jason coming to get you and watch him get sexy. Trailer is mostly safe from work minus a couple of words.

what a way to die: death by Frisbee

•August 28, 2013 • Leave a Comment

You know what sucks? Dying. You know what sucks even more? Dying in some sort of horrible or boring way. I mean anyone can be stabbed or shot or slip on some ice. Knowing some maniac went out of his way to give you some silly, outrageous or creative death should give you at least some comfort, right?

Plus try to think of it from the killer’s perspective you try your best to be creative and fun, but all anyone wants to do is kill you. Where’s the justification in that? I mean you’re an artist after all. That is why we here at the Brigade started ‘What a way to die.’

This week’s what a way to die is brought to you by the gem Hard Ticket to Hawaii. It’s death by a Frisbee.Yes we said Frisbee. Imagine you’re a evil preppy guard just wanting to prove how “hot” you are when it comes to Frisbee tossing. Next thing you know there’s a Frisbee cutting your hands and throat.

what a way to die: death by chainsaw

•July 31, 2013 • Leave a Comment

You know what sucks? Dying. You know what sucks even more? Dying in some sort of horrible or boring way. I mean anyone can be stabbed or shot or slip on some ice. Knowing some maniac went out of his way to give you some silly, outrageous or creative death should give you at least some comfort, right?

Plus try to think of it from the killer’s perspective you try your best to be creative and fun, but all anyone wants to do is kill you. Where’s the justification in that? I mean you’re an artist after all. That is why we here at the Brigade started ‘What a way to die.’ This week we are doing it a little differently. What happens when the tide is turned on the maniac?

This week’s death is from the Syfy sensation Sharknado. Haven’t seen it? Where in the heck have you been? This week’s what a way to die is death by Chainsaw. How much does it suck to be that shark? One minute you’re swimming around looking for some grub and the next you’re in a fricking tornado. Then you’re flying out of the tornado but at least there is a chick you can eat or at least crash into. Nope here comes Ian Ziering with a fricking chainsaw.

Monday’s Maniac: Paul Bunyan

•June 3, 2013 • Leave a Comment

You know who doesn’t get enough love? Movie maniacs that’s who doesn’t get enough love. For some of them not getting enough love as a child is what the problem is. Okay and maybe for others it was too much love as kid. That is just the sort of statement that would probably set them off. What the hell is wrong with you anyway? Today we give you one tall maniac. He’s brought to you by the movie Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan!

axe giant

Back story: Paul Bunyan was born big and was only going to get bigger. Some loggers killed his beloved friend babe the blue ox. Big mistake and they paid for it. What is the second worst thing you could do? Go messing with Babe’s grave. Some kids at a first-time offenders’ boot camp learn this the hard way.

Occupation: Logger, Giant, Crazy killer.
Appearance(s): 1
General target: Loggers, boot campers and anyone who messes with his Ox friend.
Kills: 10+
Outfit: Tattered.
Weapons: Axe.

The movie is a fun time.

what a way to die: death by Rhedosaurus

•May 8, 2013 • Leave a Comment

You know what sucks? Dying. You know what sucks even more? Dying in some sort of horrible or boring way. I mean anyone can be stabbed or shot or slip on some ice. Knowing some maniac went out of his way to give you some silly, outrageous or creative death should give you at least some comfort, right?

Plus try to think of it from the killer’s perspective you try your best to be creative and fun, but all anyone wants to do is kill you. Where’s the justification in that? I mean you’re an artist after all. That is why we here at the Brigade started ‘What a way to die.’ This week we honor special effects wizard Ray Harryhausen with What a Way to Die. 

This week we bring you a death from one of his awesome creations, The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms. Imagine you’re a cop going about your business when you come across a giant Dinosaur. You just wanted to give out tickets and nom on some donuts, but instead you’re being swallowed by a Rhedosaurus.

 

 

Rest in Peace Ray Harryhausen.

 
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